I totally have no inspirations now to make fun of our newest addition, but i'll try ;)

for entertainments' sake.

well what can i say.. lets see, she is the most peculiar.

she calls us 'boys and girls', please we're young adults.

if you're 35 and still wanna squeeze your way into being a 'youth' just cos thats what MCYS says, thats really your problem.

But PLEASE, really. i mean, most of us are already 19!

spare me the 'lovey' treatment.

i believe that we're Singaporeans?

and what is it they say about us, Singaporean teenagers?

Oh right, that we're spoilt and have everything we want.

Everything that they didn't have in the past.

That includes a computer!!

i dont care if you didn't have a mouse during your measly era,

but please i dont need to learn how to use one!

Neither do i need to learn how to turn on the Excel application 'the right way'

anyways, what IS the wrong way?

you telling us how to do it step-by-step maybe?

YES.

Come on, do i have to repeat myself time and again?

this it the umpteen time!

WE are the ECH people, a came in a whole notch higher than the rest.

WE ARE THE CREME OF THE CROP!

now dont you go teaching us like we are your retail people.

WE.CAN.SPEAK.ENGLISH.

WE.ARE.NOT.AHLIANS.

We understand humans perfectly at their normal talking pace.

SO speak to us like humans do.

we absorb faster then the rest, your very presence slows us down.

yeah, go ahead tell everyone that you're teaching us things 'the proper' way.

You utter embarrassment.

WE have sooooooo much potential, do you not see?

and with you, we cannot even reach 25% of it.

:(

We live in a fast paced society.

i dont know about the rest,

but I, for that matter, cannot afford to be slowed down by you

i cannot, and will not.

i will publish this post now, by clicking with my mouse and the 'publish post' button at the left hand corner of my computer screen :)